Entertainment · United Kingdom

24-hour roast.

Type a name. Upload a headshot. Choose a brutal outcome. Share one link. The page detonates itself tomorrow.

Jokes only. You need permission to use someone’s photograph. Harassment is not allowed.

Build the link

Create a shareable roast

The recipient opens a full-page roast with their name and photo. The fuse starts when you press generate.

Their name

First name or nickname as it should appear on the roast.

Headshot

Maximum 12 MB. Accepted types: JPEG, PNG, WebP or HEIC.

Brutal outcome

Pick how badly this ends. Soft options were deleted.

Bathroom Bond MAX Thinks this is a spy portrait. The tiles know it is a bathroom selfie with the last scrap of dignity already halfway down the U-bend. Funeral Fit MAX Arrived dressed for a funeral. The funeral is for taste, charm, and anyone still associated with them. Walking Red Flag FATAL Not a catch. A biohazard with cheekbones. Soft-launch cancelled. Hard-eject mandatory. Main Character FATAL Protagonist delusion. Extra talent. Plot cancelled for gross misconduct against reality. Career-Ending NUCLEAR Professional lighting. Unemployable energy. Promotion revoked. References unavailable forever. Group Chat Liability NUCLEAR Not a mate. A meme with a pulse. Forwarded on purpose. Friendship: permanently left on read.

I am 18+, everyone in the photo is 18+, I have their clear permission to upload this and share the roast link, this is an agreed joke (not harassment), and I accept the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.